youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

r4yquaza:

shavingryansprivates:

i think it’s funny that most of the grunge bloggers weren’t even alive at the same time as kurt cobain

I think it’s funny that most of the text bloggers weren’t even alive at the same time as when anglo-frisian dialects were brought to britain by germanic invaders

porpentine:

one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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panegonstop:

redbellied-piranha:

panegonstop:

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ryu-nui:

whitecatspaws:

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Man Arrested for Gunning Down Cop Who Climbed in Through His Window | Breaking Brown
A Texas man is under arrest after gunning down a SWAT team member as the officer quietly tried to climb in through the apartment’s window during predawn hours.
Police State USA reports  that a resident fatally shot Detective Charles “Chuck” Dinwiddie as the officer climbed in through a ground level window as part of a “no knock” raid. The officers were there due to suspicion that residents were in possession of controlled substances.
Upon hearing a noise, resident Marvin Louis Guy, 50, opened fire on the unidentified officers, shooting three others as well, although only one fatally.
Guy is currently being held on capital murder charges in connection with Dinwiddie’s death, even though it’s unclear how Guy was supposed to know that the men crawling in through the window were police officers since they hadn’t identified themselves.
The evidence sheet lists a laptop, a safe, a pistol, and a glass pipe, but no drugs were found. Given the evidence, why did police deem it necessary to seek a “no knock” warrant and why did a judge sign off on it?
Very little is known about Mr. Guy, but Dinwiddie left behind two children, all because his SWAT team went creeping into a home where the residents didn’t even have any drugs. Is that the best use of law enforcement tax dollars?
Guy’s bond has been set at $3 million dollars.

watch as suddenly the “right to bear arms” doesnt apply when its a black man protecting his home…

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?Y’all are fucking crazy"I can’t GUN DOWN A COP AND TRY TO MURDER THREE MORE, EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE A WARRANT"Because, y’know, the second amendment protects your right to fucking murder people

For the fuckers who tend to look over the information included
THIS WAS A NO KNOCK WARRANT
SWAT TEAM CRAWLED THROUGH HIS WINDOW EARLY IN THE MORNING
But Im sure you wouldnt mind people crawling through your window unannounced too

And I’m sure you faggots wouldn’t mind your father/mother being shot for doing their job right? You big dumb idiots.

Don’t be mad cause he got caught slippin in somebody’s house 😂

This whole post is about Y’ALL mad he’s getting life in prison .. 😂 I’m laughing.

ummmm okay?

postracialcomments:

panegonstop:

redbellied-piranha:

panegonstop:

postracialcomments:

ryu-nui:

whitecatspaws:

postracialcomments:

Man Arrested for Gunning Down Cop Who Climbed in Through His Window | Breaking Brown

A Texas man is under arrest after gunning down a SWAT team member as the officer quietly tried to climb in through the apartment’s window during predawn hours.

Police State USA reports  that a resident fatally shot Detective Charles “Chuck” Dinwiddie as the officer climbed in through a ground level window as part of a “no knock” raid. The officers were there due to suspicion that residents were in possession of controlled substances.

Upon hearing a noise, resident Marvin Louis Guy, 50, opened fire on the unidentified officers, shooting three others as well, although only one fatally.

Guy is currently being held on capital murder charges in connection with Dinwiddie’s death, even though it’s unclear how Guy was supposed to know that the men crawling in through the window were police officers since they hadn’t identified themselves.

The evidence sheet lists a laptop, a safe, a pistol, and a glass pipe, but no drugs were found. Given the evidence, why did police deem it necessary to seek a “no knock” warrant and why did a judge sign off on it?

Very little is known about Mr. Guy, but Dinwiddie left behind two children, all because his SWAT team went creeping into a home where the residents didn’t even have any drugs. Is that the best use of law enforcement tax dollars?

Guy’s bond has been set at $3 million dollars.

watch as suddenly the “right to bear arms” doesnt apply when its a black man protecting his home…

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
Y’all are fucking crazy
"I can’t GUN DOWN A COP AND TRY TO MURDER THREE MORE, EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE A WARRANT"
Because, y’know, the second amendment protects your right to fucking murder people

For the fuckers who tend to look over the information included

THIS WAS A NO KNOCK WARRANT

SWAT TEAM CRAWLED THROUGH HIS WINDOW EARLY IN THE MORNING

But Im sure you wouldnt mind people crawling through your window unannounced too

And I’m sure you faggots wouldn’t mind your father/mother being shot for doing their job right? You big dumb idiots.

Don’t be mad cause he got caught slippin in somebody’s house 😂

This whole post is about Y’ALL mad he’s getting life in prison .. 😂 I’m laughing.

ummmm okay?

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

  • gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
  • lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
  • gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
  • lesbians can appreciate handsome men
  • it doesn’t make them less gay
  • straight guys can appreciate handsome men
  • straight girls can appreciate beautiful women
  • it doesn’t make them less straight

i’m 5’3 and i will fight ur tall ass i don’t give a fuck

Britney Spears MTV Fake I.D Club special from 2000 (Narrated by Beyonce)